“Got stung in the eye at 2am while asleep by probably one of the last wasps of the season.”

“Ordered some cat food, received a box with an awful stench.”

’’I decided to take the plunge and have my eyebrows microbladed. It was a mistake.’’

“It’s a little past 7 AM and these people are right outside of my house sawing into the middle of the street.”

“Got a parking ticket at 11:46 for a meter that expired at 11:45.”

“Bought some clearance sale bread. Now I know why it was on sale.”

“My SIL’s “damage free” apartment stripper poll punched a hole in her laminate flooring.”

“New glove supplier for our lab.”

“Well, we almost got to try Mom’s homemade lava cakes…”

“First time using a pizza stone.”

“It’s cool. I’ll wait…”

“My daughter asked if I was doing a magic trick… (It’s a hair)”

“10-month-old iPhone (that has never been dropped or exposed to extremes of temp) suddenly decides to do this”

“All this just from a small mosquito bite.”

“Dug up my potato patch today. 10 plants that looked like they were flourishing all season.”

“Eating corn for dinner and a little mealworm came out.”

“Very last parking spot at the hotel. Front desk pretty much told me they couldn’t do anything, had to park in an abandoned parking lot down the road”

Naw

“Literally took my phone case off for the first time in a year to see this. I have no clue when or how it happened.”

“Dog destroyed two of my childhood books that have been with me through 30 moves.”

“Guess what kind of animal nonchalantly pushed my mug from the table”

’’After fixing my hair trimmer, I forgot to put the depth thing on.’’

’’I was also having a bad day.’’

’’After 2 days of cookin’ beans, the pot explodes the night we were to feast on them.’’

’’Yanked my nose ring out drying my face off. Could not get it back in and used a taper needle to keep it open until my local piercing shop opened up.’’

’’AUGH! We just want to give our old phone to our friend’s kid for his diabetes monitoring app! Trying to reset it resulted in...this.’’

“It was already a bad day, but this tube of Vaseline decided to fall off my shelf, and now crying is no longer an option.”

’’My phone after a 2-inch fall’’

’’This ’blueberry’ muffin I ordered’’

’’The leg room for my 13-hour flight’’

’’The handle just broke off my brand new cast iron skillet. I haven’t even cooked anything with it yet.’’

’’Just unboxed the ’brand new’ memory foam mattress I picked up this morning...’’

’’I’ve been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client’s house, and it has finally arrived.’’